Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Even Armstrong Williams couldn't make this up

So, now O'reilly is a combat veteran. Oh yeah, he fought next to Sgt. Armstrong Williams, under General Limbaugh. They bored the Sandinistas into surrendering.

Wait.. this just in. Tomorrow, O'reilly will announce that he is divorcing his wife, Jennifer Aniston, because he was caught having phone sex with Angelina Jolie.

Angelina fell in love with him when he confided in her about his terrible defeat at Waterloo.

You guessed it, it was Clinton's fault.


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